A joke

Q Why should you never go hungry at the beach?

Because of all of the sand-which-is-there.

 

Layering order (from top to bottom)

bread
mayonnaise
cheese
veggie2
veggie1
meat
mustard
bread

 

NOTE: mustard does not go next to cheese, and mayo does not go next to meat. Were you raised in a barn?!?!?

 

 

Bombay Sandwich

http://indianfood.about.com/od/vegetariansnacks/r/mintchutsand.htm(approve sites)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2009/03/diy_mumbai_sand.php(approve sites)