Profiles.MichaelPaulukonis History

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July 30, 2013, at 11:06 AM by OtherMichael -
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I have another (self-promo) website @ [[http://MichaelPaulukonis.com]]. Oh. Look at that. No middle initial....
 
 
July 30, 2013, at 11:04 AM by OtherMichael - include selected online biographies
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(:include Profiles.SelectedOnlineBiographies#bios :)
 
 
February 13, 2013, at 11:14 PM by OtherMichael - linky-link
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there is no truth to the rumor that he is cruising with elvis in bigfoot's ufo. although he has been known to play cribbage with bat-boy.
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there is no truth to the rumor that he is [[http://theministryofnoise.blogspot.com/2010/04/adrenalin-od-cruising-with-elvis-in.html|cruising with elvis in bigfoot's ufo.]] although he has been known to play cribbage with bat-boy.
 
 
March 22, 2011, at 11:39 AM by OtherMichael -
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there is no truth to the rumor that he is cruising with elvis in bigfoots ufo. although he has been known to play cribbage with bat-boy.
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there is no truth to the rumor that he is cruising with elvis in bigfoot's ufo. although he has been known to play cribbage with bat-boy.
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"neither hiking nor sailing. Programmer, scribbler, striker of keys on keyboards."
->From my Amazon.com wishlist profile. No clue when I wrote this. Not inaccurate, however.
 
 
October 30, 2010, at 12:21 PM by OtherMichael - my real (gasp!) name
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During the day, I am known as '''Michael J. Paulukonis'''. The J. stands for "kinda pretentious, aren't you?" or ''Joseph''. Take your pick.

 
 
September 27, 2008, at 02:39 PM by OtherMichael - true stories MOVED
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summer 1988 and i am working as a house painter in south dakota and in south dakota there are more barns that need painting than houses that need painting so i am painting barns and one afternoon in my first month on the job i discover that i have been singing the oscar meyer weiner song to myself for the past 3 hours i guess the barns are not really important to this anecdote

i have this [[http://www.xradiograph.com/artwork/self_abuse/1991_starshirt_beret.htm|fuchsia-colored beret]] that I bought in a used-clothing store in minneapolis in the late 1980s it is indeed the kind you find in a used-clothing store in minneapolis
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TrueStories
 
 
September 09, 2008, at 09:10 AM by OtherMichael - externalized web presence, added other explanation
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everybody knows "a Michael." I'm the Other one.

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://www.myspace.com/OtherMichael

http://www.flickr.com/OtherMichael

http://twitter.com/OtherMichael/

http://lifestream.fm/othermichael

http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/wiki/OtherMichael

http://wiki.laptop.org/go/User:OtherMichael

http://www.pmwiki.org/wiki/Profiles/OtherMichael

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(:include Profiles.Contact#web :)
 
 
September 08, 2008, at 09:12 AM by anon guy - anchors
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!! [[#possible]] Possibilities
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!! [[#true]] True Stories
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!! [[#probable]] Other Possibilities
 
 
June 05, 2008, at 08:40 AM by OtherMichael - more places, more me. woo.
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http://lifestream.fm/othermichael

http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/wiki/OtherMichael

http://wiki.laptop.org/go/User:OtherMichael

http://www.pmwiki.org/wiki/Profiles/OtherMichael

 
 
May 16, 2008, at 03:55 PM by OtherMichael - twitter
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http://twitter.com/OtherMichael/
 
 
May 05, 2008, at 10:26 AM by OtherMichael - more profile links
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http://people.tribe.net/OtherMichael

http://www.myspace.com/OtherMichael

http://www.flickr.com/OtherMichael

 
 
December 13, 2007, at 05:45 PM by OtherMichael - it is not warm no it is not
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he writes these things with his toes on an old typewriter bequeathed to him by his grandfather. it is cold and his fingers are encased within warm woolen mittens. they itch.
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he writes these things with his toes on an old typewriter bequeathed to him by his grandfather. it is cold and his fingers are encased within warm woolen mittens. they itch. at night wolves bay beneath his window as they feed on his scraps and leavings. their paper-rich diet has made them whisper-thin and leathery. they creak as they walk. their howls are like unto the turning of pages. it is cold outside the house, and there is nothing more to be seen. it snows.
 
 
September 19, 2007, at 09:59 AM by OtherMichael - headgear (curse you jfk)
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i have this [[http://www.xradiograph.com/artwork/self_abuse/1991_starshirt_beret.htm|fuchsia-colored beret]] that I bought in a used-clothing store in minneapolis in the late 1980s it is indeed the kind you find in a used-clothing store in minneapolis
 
 
September 19, 2007, at 09:56 AM by OtherMichael - truth and lies and truthiness and lieiness
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a feral child raised by wolves in the wilds of south dakota and speaks no known language

after MLA saboteurs killed his parents in a horrible dictionary accident he devoted himself to ridding the world of linear language
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!! Possibilities
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feral child raised by wolves in the wilds of south dakota and speaking no known language

after MLA saboteurs killed his parents in a gruesome dictionary disaster he devoted himself to ridding the world of linear language
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there is no truth to the rumor that he is cruising with elvis in bigfoots ufo. although he has been known to play cribbage with bat-boy.

!! True Stories

summer 1988 and i am working as a house painter in south dakota and in south dakota there are more barns that need painting than houses that need painting so i am painting barns and one afternoon in my first month on the job i discover that i have been singing the oscar meyer weiner song to myself for the past 3 hours i guess the barns are not really important to this anecdote

!! More Possibilities

 
 
September 18, 2007, at 09:07 AM by OtherMichael -
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he writes these things with his toes on an old typewriter bequeathed to him by his grandfather. it is cold and his fingers are encased within warm woolen mittens. they itch.
 
 
June 27, 2007, at 09:37 PM by OtherMichael - secret origins
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http://www.xradiograph.com/wmd/about.htm

http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=31
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a crack team of government-trained surgeons put him together with one purpose


[[
http://www.xradiograph.com/wmd/about.htm|a likely story]]

[[
http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=31|Meet the Other]]
 
 
June 21, 2007, at 09:44 AM by OtherMichael - true facts
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(:title the Other michael:)
(:description the facts in the case of m valdemar:)
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granted superhuman powers by an ancient god found in a dusty tome of shakespeare, the author has commited himself to righting the linguistic wrongs of the world

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granted superhuman powers by an ancient god found in a dusty tome of shakespeare, the author has committed himself to righting the linguistic wrongs of the world

when a library accident hideously scarred his features he retired to a life of seclusion and semantic obscurity


 
 
March 19, 2007, at 04:53 PM by OtherMichael - some porly written alternate explanations, and a cartoon for your amusement.
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a feral child raised by wolves in the wilds of south dakota and speaking no known language
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a feral child raised by wolves in the wilds of south dakota and speaks no known language

after MLA saboteurs killed his parents in a horrible dictionary accident he devoted himself to ridding the world of linear language

granted superhuman powers by an ancient god found in a dusty tome of shakespeare, the author has commited himself to righting the linguistic wrongs of the world


http://www.xradiograph.com/wmd/about.htm

http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=31

 
 
March 07, 2007, at 08:12 AM by OtherMichael -
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a feral child raised by wolves in the wilds of south dakota and speaking no known language