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Programming: Fortran

The IBM Mathematical Formula Translating System

Fortran Coloring Book
Real Programmers use Fortran. Quiche Eaters use Pascal - “If you can’t do it in Fortran, do it in assembly language. If you can’t do it in assembly language, it isn’t worth doing.”


OTOH, Real Programmers don’t write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.



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