Spam

 

 

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.

 

 

 

 

8 pages to choose from.

 

 

 

See Also

Programming.Spam - more technical resources (may move in here)
WordSalad.WritingMachines
WordSalad.AutomaticForThePeople
WordSalad.Generators
ProblemsOfPlagorism - poem(?) created from found spam